ABOUT.COM'S 10 POP ARTISTS FOR THE TERMINALLY UNCOOL

1. BARRY MANILOW (CAN U SAY DO THE CARLTON!?!?!?!)
2. MICHEAL MC DONALD
3. PAULA ABDUL (YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK THAT I'LL TAKE BEING UNCOOL I LOVE PAULA!!!!)
4. NEIL DIAMOND (UMMM YEA)
5. PHIL COLINS (ELTON JOHN WOULD HAVE SUED THEM PROBABLY J/K ELTON IS CHILL)
6. BRYAN ADAMS
7. ASHLEE SIMPSON (AKA LIP SYNC QUEEN)
8. CELIENE DION (MY HEART WILL GO ON)
9. JAMES BLUNT (UMMM I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE HIM)
10. BON JOVI (YEAH THEY'RE PRETTY GAY)