SOL VIEW: MAX PAYNE

OK SO EVER SINCE STAR-DOM DID THE PARTY FOR LUDACRIS FOR THIS MOVIE BACK DURRING COMIC CON I HAVE BEEN DYING TO SEE THIS MOVIE. THE PREVIEWS THAT WERE OUT ONLY MADE ME WANT TO SEE IT MORE HONESTLY.....


SO OBVIOUSLY SEEING "max payne " OPENING WEEKEND WAS THE ONLY OPTION AVAILABLE.


THE GOOD:
THE GUN FIGHTS IN THIS MOVIE AND THE SPECIAL EFFECTS WERE CRAZY!!!! OMG I WAS IN ORGASM WORTHY LOVE WATCHING THEM. THEY WEREN'T JUST ACTION PACKED RATHER THEY WERE WELL SHOT.... THERE WAS A LOT OF STILL FRAMES AND GREAT USE OF ANGLES AND MOTION TECHNIQUES.


THE BAD:
LUDACRIS'S ROLE IN THE MOVIE SERIOUSLY SEEMED SO MUTED... I WAS ALL SET TO SEE HIM HAVE A REALLY KNOCK OUT ROLE BUT HE ALMOST SEEMED ILL SUITED FOR THE CHARACTER.


THE UGLY:
THE DUCK-FARTING ENDING WAS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE... I MEAN IT WAS SOO BAD THAT IT MADE THE MOVIE GO FROM A+ AND "I WANT TO SEE THIS AGAIN AND BY THE DVD" TO I FEEL LIKE I WASTED MY MONEY..... I MEAN COMPARED TO HOW ACTION PACKED AND ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT THE MOVIE WAS IT JUST SEEMED GAY.... EVEN IF THEY WERE TRYING TO LEAVE ROOM FOR A SEQUEL... IT STILL SEEMED LIKE THEY JUST RAN OUT OF WRITER'S JUICE.


WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:
THE HISTORICAL REFERENCES IN THIS MOVIE WERE VERY COOL BUT KINDA HOLLOW... BUT THE EFFECTS TEAM DID A KNOCK OUT JOB ON THE VALCORIES IN THE MOVIE. ALSO KNOW THAT UP UNTIL THE END THE WRITING WAS GREAT FOR THE MOVIE AND KEPT YOU GUESSING.


MY TAKE:
HONESTLY I WOULDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO GO SEE THE MOVIE AFTER SEEING IT... IT WAS SO GREAT THAT THE END LEFT ME WITH EVEN MORE OF A SOUR TASTE IN MY MOUTH. HONESTLY I LOVED IT AND WOULD SEE IT AGAIN IF SOMEONE WANTED TO AND PAID FOR IT AND MY FOOD THAT I ATE IN THE THEATER BUT NOT ANY OTHER WAY.


BOTTOM LINE:

LIKE GUNS SEEE IT... LIKE A GOOD MOVIE YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO GET PISSED