I HATE DUSTY SNAILS (DIRECT TRANSLATION BITCHEZ). ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHO BE ONE MYSPACE LIKE THEIR AMERICA'S NEXT PORN STAR OR VIDEO BITCH AND THEY HAVE BARELY GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL.
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Thursday, January 8, 2009
Monday, December 8, 2008
BEFORE THE HYPE: SNAILS (GROOOOOOSSSSS)
SO AFTER THE LAST LITTLE SURVEY THAT I DID A LOT OF YOU HAVE BEEN ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY FEAR OF SNAILS....
YES ITS TRUE I HAVE THE WORLDS WORST FEAR OF THE SLIMEY LITTLE BUGGERS!!!!!! THEY ARE DISGUSTING AND GROSS. (WHICH IS WHY I CHOSE TO CALL GIRLS WHO ARE DISGUSTING AND GROSS SNAILS) I HATE THE WAY THAT THEY MOVE I HATE THEIR COLOR AND EVERYTHINNG ELSE ABOUT THEM....
I LOVE TO WATCH THEM DRY UP FROM SALT BECAUSE THAT MEANS THAT THEY ARE DEAD.
IF YOU PUT A SNAIL ON ME I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AND RUN AWAY SCREAMING, GRAB LYSOL FOR MY BODY AND TAKE MULTIPLE SHOWERS TO GET THE SLIME OFF ME.
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YES ITS TRUE I HAVE THE WORLDS WORST FEAR OF THE SLIMEY LITTLE BUGGERS!!!!!! THEY ARE DISGUSTING AND GROSS. (WHICH IS WHY I CHOSE TO CALL GIRLS WHO ARE DISGUSTING AND GROSS SNAILS) I HATE THE WAY THAT THEY MOVE I HATE THEIR COLOR AND EVERYTHINNG ELSE ABOUT THEM....
I LOVE TO WATCH THEM DRY UP FROM SALT BECAUSE THAT MEANS THAT THEY ARE DEAD.
IF YOU PUT A SNAIL ON ME I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AND RUN AWAY SCREAMING, GRAB LYSOL FOR MY BODY AND TAKE MULTIPLE SHOWERS TO GET THE SLIME OFF ME.
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
COWARD
SO I HEARD FROM COWARD YESTERDAY.... AMAZINGLY ENOUGH IT WAS AS MUCH LIBERATING AS IT WAS AMUSING... AND EVEN MORE SO CHECKED THE FLARE.
SENDING OTHER PEOPLE TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO WEAK TO DO FACE THEM YOURSELVES.... OR IS IT HIS OWN SCREW UP, DEMON, AND KNOWING YOU WERE WRONG. ITS PATHETIC... AND HUMOROUS ALL IN THE SAME BREATH. I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT IT REALLY GAVE ME PLEASURE TO WATCH HIS SNAIL ATTEMPT TO HOLD HER GROUND. EVEN MORE HILARIOUS WAS WHEN SHE GOT SO MAD AT THE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD MAKE HIM OWN UP TO HER ACTIONS FOR HIMSELF.....
AGAIN THE ONLY TWO WORDS THAT I CAN SAY ARE PATHETIC AND HILARIOUS.
COWARD ONLY STUTTERED AND FUMBLED TO CONVEY WHAT I DID SO SMOOTHLY. CONFLICTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE UNNERVING BUT FOR THE OTHER PARTY NOT FOR YOURSELF STUPID. IT TRULY TOOK AS MUCH POWER NOT TO LAUGH AS IT DID NOT TO JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH ABOUT HIMSELF...
AND AS MUCH AS I'M SURE BOTH OF THEM WERE HOPING THAT THE LITTLE VOICE INSIDE THAT WANTED TO FLARE AND VERBALLY TEAR THEM BOTH LIMB FROM LIMB WAS GOING TO COME OUT IT WOULD OVER POWER MY HEAVENLY JUDGEMENT BUT IT WAS IN A SOUND PROOF BOX THAT ONLY HAD CLOSED CAPTIONING. LUCKY FOR THEM THO... I HIGHLY DOUBT A SNAIL COULD MATCH A COBRA OR A COWARD FACE A TIGER.
AND CONTROLLING THE CONVERSATION WAS BETTER THAN DARK CHOCOLATE AFTER SEX MEDIUM RARE SEX. I WAS CALM AND HE WAS OFF GUARD. YOU SEE COWARDS DON'T LIKE WHEN THEIR PROTECTORS MAKE THEM FACE THEIR PROBLEMS. AND SNAILS ARE TOO SLOW MINDED TO TO UNDERSTAND I HAD BEAT HER BY CALLING AND NOT LYING DOWN IN HER SLIME.
AFTER THE CALL WAS DONE I COULD FEEL MYSELF START TO BOIL OVER AND LOSE CONTROL... AND BECOME HELL BENT.... BUT SOMETHING IN ME SMILED AND SPOKE THAT HADN'T IN MANY MANY CORNSTALKS.
"CONTINUE DOWN THE PATH MORE DILIGENTLY THAN EVER AND WATCH THEM FALL INTO THEIR OWN FECAL MATTER AND REGRET." IT WAS SUCH A SOFT WHISPER THAT IT WAS ALMOST LOST IN THE FLASHES OFF AN APPEARANCE. "WAIT... SIMPLY WAIT.... THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU CAN DO MORE DAMAGE THAN GOD SO WAIT."
AS COMFORTED BY THAT AS I WAS I COULDN'T HELP BUT FEEL MYSELF CHANGING... LIKE I SAID MANY CORNSTALKS HAD IT BEEN SINCE I HAD BEEN IN TOUCH WITH THAT SIDE OF ME.... THE CALM WAS OVERWHELMING... CLEARING IN THE MOST MIND BLOWING WAY.... AND IN THE QUIETEST POINT OF THE CALM I COULD FEEL AND HEAR TOO WELL. OBVIOUSLY I HAD DIED YET AGAIN AND WAS BEING REBORN BUT THIS SIDE WAS STRONG NOW.... AND RISING AT THIS POINT WILL BE EITHER THE GREATEST HELP TO MY ULTIMATE GOAL OR THE NUCLEUS FOR MANY.
One mind one heart one voice one soul. One person speaks a word that plants an idea into another's soul that blooms into a beautiful concept and reality that is seen and spread throughout the world. And by one speaking another listening and sharing and by it going
SENDING OTHER PEOPLE TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO WEAK TO DO FACE THEM YOURSELVES.... OR IS IT HIS OWN SCREW UP, DEMON, AND KNOWING YOU WERE WRONG. ITS PATHETIC... AND HUMOROUS ALL IN THE SAME BREATH. I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT IT REALLY GAVE ME PLEASURE TO WATCH HIS SNAIL ATTEMPT TO HOLD HER GROUND. EVEN MORE HILARIOUS WAS WHEN SHE GOT SO MAD AT THE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD MAKE HIM OWN UP TO HER ACTIONS FOR HIMSELF.....
AGAIN THE ONLY TWO WORDS THAT I CAN SAY ARE PATHETIC AND HILARIOUS.
COWARD ONLY STUTTERED AND FUMBLED TO CONVEY WHAT I DID SO SMOOTHLY. CONFLICTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE UNNERVING BUT FOR THE OTHER PARTY NOT FOR YOURSELF STUPID. IT TRULY TOOK AS MUCH POWER NOT TO LAUGH AS IT DID NOT TO JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH ABOUT HIMSELF...
AND AS MUCH AS I'M SURE BOTH OF THEM WERE HOPING THAT THE LITTLE VOICE INSIDE THAT WANTED TO FLARE AND VERBALLY TEAR THEM BOTH LIMB FROM LIMB WAS GOING TO COME OUT IT WOULD OVER POWER MY HEAVENLY JUDGEMENT BUT IT WAS IN A SOUND PROOF BOX THAT ONLY HAD CLOSED CAPTIONING. LUCKY FOR THEM THO... I HIGHLY DOUBT A SNAIL COULD MATCH A COBRA OR A COWARD FACE A TIGER.
AND CONTROLLING THE CONVERSATION WAS BETTER THAN DARK CHOCOLATE AFTER SEX MEDIUM RARE SEX. I WAS CALM AND HE WAS OFF GUARD. YOU SEE COWARDS DON'T LIKE WHEN THEIR PROTECTORS MAKE THEM FACE THEIR PROBLEMS. AND SNAILS ARE TOO SLOW MINDED TO TO UNDERSTAND I HAD BEAT HER BY CALLING AND NOT LYING DOWN IN HER SLIME.
AFTER THE CALL WAS DONE I COULD FEEL MYSELF START TO BOIL OVER AND LOSE CONTROL... AND BECOME HELL BENT.... BUT SOMETHING IN ME SMILED AND SPOKE THAT HADN'T IN MANY MANY CORNSTALKS.
"CONTINUE DOWN THE PATH MORE DILIGENTLY THAN EVER AND WATCH THEM FALL INTO THEIR OWN FECAL MATTER AND REGRET." IT WAS SUCH A SOFT WHISPER THAT IT WAS ALMOST LOST IN THE FLASHES OFF AN APPEARANCE. "WAIT... SIMPLY WAIT.... THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU CAN DO MORE DAMAGE THAN GOD SO WAIT."
AS COMFORTED BY THAT AS I WAS I COULDN'T HELP BUT FEEL MYSELF CHANGING... LIKE I SAID MANY CORNSTALKS HAD IT BEEN SINCE I HAD BEEN IN TOUCH WITH THAT SIDE OF ME.... THE CALM WAS OVERWHELMING... CLEARING IN THE MOST MIND BLOWING WAY.... AND IN THE QUIETEST POINT OF THE CALM I COULD FEEL AND HEAR TOO WELL. OBVIOUSLY I HAD DIED YET AGAIN AND WAS BEING REBORN BUT THIS SIDE WAS STRONG NOW.... AND RISING AT THIS POINT WILL BE EITHER THE GREATEST HELP TO MY ULTIMATE GOAL OR THE NUCLEUS FOR MANY.
One mind one heart one voice one soul. One person speaks a word that plants an idea into another's soul that blooms into a beautiful concept and reality that is seen and spread throughout the world. And by one speaking another listening and sharing and by it going
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